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I wonder how many of my followers would date me.

(Source: foreversupergay, via sexualchocolatejj)

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emosloppy:

Avengers by ~Montygog/Dave Perillo

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yanilavigne:

via yanilavigne
yanilavigne:

via yanilavigne
  • † Your religious Views?
  • @ Have you ever self-harmed? Why?
  • # Relationship with your father?
  • $ Relationship with your mother?
  • % Who is your most loved person?
  • ^ Have you ever been bullied?
  • & What is your sexuality?
  • ☼ Who makes you the happiest?
  • * What is the most heroic thing you've ever done?
  • + What calms you down when you're upset?
  • ♥ Have you ever fallen in love?
  • ¤ Had your heart broken?
  • © Have you been betrayed in the past? How?
  • ¶ Who do you miss the most?
  • § Have you ever attempted suicide?
  • ! Share a secret?

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  • friend: you should've come with us!
  • me: an invitation might have helped

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  • mom: you realize normal people don't have such strong feelings about the oxford comma
  • me: THE OXFORD COMMA IS IMPORTANT
  • mom: you realize this makes you a nerd
  • me:
  • mom:
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush and barack obama
  • me: i had a party with the strippers, george bush, and barack obama
  • me: without the comma, you are implying that george bush and barack obama are strippers
  • mom:
  • me:
  • mom: this isn't normal

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ohhsalutdesonaiirryn:

HHHHAHHHAAHA
-onyourknees:

can we take a moment to appreciate this

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Everyone, go watch this.

Then follow her.

Her name is Meg.

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